By Any Means Necessary: Arkaader

This year I intended to start profiling national film archives that host a lot of great content online at the start of the year as part of my long-inactive By Any Means Necessary series. More than halfway through the year, I am finally doing it.

This idea started late in ’24 when I started noticing how many countries had such sites and I started perusing and bookmarking them.

Even before Conan’s Estonia joke at the Oscars, I’d seen some films on their site. As this archive is less likely to be well-known I’ll spotlight it today.

Today is Võidupüha, an Estonian holiday, which commemorates their victory over Latvia in the Battle of Cēsis. So I am featuring Arkaader, a joint project of the Estonian Film Institute and National Archives of Estonia, to host many historical films online; short and feature, narrative and documentary. Many of the films are free-to-stream. Others are available to rent for a small fee.

Any of the places I feature will have plenty of places to explore, due to the fact that they’re more likely to be dialogue-free I recommend starting with this curated list of animated shorts. There are also music video and experimental films. Most of the films typically have subtitles.

Short Film Saturday: Cardiff City v. Wrexham (1927)

While watching a recent episode of Welcome to Wrexham I noticed they once again used a snippet of an old British Pathé newsreel featuring Cardiff City and Wrexham. British Pathé has a vast online library of digitized newsreels, so I decided to search it out. Sure, enough I found the match in question. Not much footage of live sports about 100 years ago, when they were it tended to be mostly random snippets, most people would have gotten the narrative of the game from newspapers. However, old newsreels and snippets of actual events (referred to as actualities back in the day) are some of the best time capsules we have. They’re peepholes into a past mostly confined to the written word. Enjoy!

Music Video Monday: “Psycho Killer” The Talking Heads

It’s rare to see a music video come along for a classic song that never had one, but we’ve recently enjoyed the privilege with the release of “Psycho Killer” by The Talking Heads. If a video is finally to come along for such a song, it’d better bring A-list talent with it , this video does just that. Saoirse Ronan, one of the finest actors on the planet pairs with director Mike Mills (C’mon, C’mon) to present a hypnotically edited, brilliantly performed interpretation of inner-turmoil outwardly portrayed. As the band themselves said “This video makes the song better. We LOVE what this video is NOT — it’s not literal, creepy, bloody, physically violent or obvious.” Enjoy.

Short Film Saturday: Private Snafu

During the World War II Hollywood’s biggest animators joined the war effort with entertaining instructional and propaganda shorts. For years these titles were scarce, the most hard-to-find were the Private Snafu shorts directed by the Warner Brothers stable of animation directors including the likes of Chuck Jones, Friz Freleng, Bob Clampett and more along with the voice talent of Mel Blanc in his best Bugs Bunny/Brooklynite voice. However, these have started to become more available since the advent of the Internet. With it being Memorial Day weekend in the US, it seemed an appropriate time to share these.

Music Video Monday: Fender and Foley/Madonna

Earlier this year both the Netflix limited series Adolescence and its young star, Owen Cooper, took the world by storm. Last week, Cooper made his first appearance in a music video. You can view it here.

Unfortuntely, director James Foley died last week. He was the director of many noteworthy films such as Glengarry Glen Ross, Fear, The Chamber, the series House of Cards on Netflix as well as many collaborations with Madonna starting with music videos and then features. “Papa Don’t Preach” was the genesis of my love of staccato cuts.

“Dress You Up”

“Live to Tell”

“Papa Don’t Preach”

“True Blue”

“The Look of Love”

Short Film Saturday: 78 Tours (1985)

I haven’t posted much lately and I’ve considered many themes that I could begin. That has only fed my procrastination. So, first things first, I’ll try and get Short Film Saturday back up by not trying to stick to a given theme, but rather just trying to post one weekly. Enjoy1

The Perfect Line Reading in Not Another Teen Movie

“You just ruined my perfect season, Señor You-Just-Ruined-My-Perfect-Seasòn!”

I’ve avoided posts like this in the past because once upon a time I found it too granular, a concept thatwallows too deeply in minutiae; but with the existence of a sites like Get Yarn which helps people clip the tiniest most obscure lines in cinema and on television, a short post about why one particular line-reading is perfect along with a video example is not that outlandish.

Not Another Teen Movie is one of many comedies my brother and I have been obsessed with for years that I’ve noticed has picked up a cult following after coming and going without fanfare during its initial release. This was crystallized for me for this film when I saw David Ehrlich wrote a piece on it about a decade ago.

Much of the dialogue sticks with me from this parody of teen movies from the ‘80s to the early 00s, but the line in question especially. 

To understand why, first the set-up (if you’ve not seen this moview yet reading this won’t spoil anything; the film is so outlandish one can’t really “spoil it”). Austin (Eric Christian Olsen) and Jake (Chris Evans) are high school rivals. They have a standard teen-movie bet going (I bet you can’t turn so-and-so into prom queen) and in this scene Austin is mad because they’re both quarterbacks on their high school football team, Austin left the final game of the season injured, Jake subbed him and lost it.

The only other thing that adds humor to the line I’ll examine is that Jake’s redundant putdown format was introduced earlier in the film…

The introduction of the format

The callback and the aforementioned perfect line-reading

I realized recently this dialogue kills me and the line reading is so perfect for the following reasons:

1. Eric Christian Olsen’s delivery of this, like many of his character’s idiotic dialogue in this movie is perfect.

2. He dips into Spanish (with the honorific) and French (with the accent). Whether that was scripted or his contributionthe confusion on the accent is brilliant.

3. The redundancy of these putdowns works in the film because he’s playing them dead-serious, not even approaching tongue-in-cheek which makes more subtle joke like that in a film with all manner of humor (many of them broad or crass) slide by most viewers.

4. Olsen’s commitment to this preposterous greeting also acts as a microcosm of the perfect confluence of intelligently crafted stupidity and instinctual ridiculousness that make this film what is. 

While it’s true explaining a joke kills it, but that’s if you didn’t get it in the first place. If you love or loath one it’s worth examining why. It was a sudden epiphany that had me realize this silly, practically a throwaway joke, really encapsulated what works for me about this film.

I hope to write up more of these types of lines, not just in comedies but first I had to kick the topic off at long last.