Most holidays worth their while encompass entire seasons, such as Christmas, for example. However, as you may have noticed there is a corporate push every year for us to think about the next holiday even sooner. While this has many negative side effects I figure I may as well embrace it.
Since Labor Day is really only good for college football and movie marathons cinematically it is as significant as Arbor Day, which means the next big day on the calendar is Halloween and we can start looking toward it starting now.
Daily I will be viewing films in the horror genre between now and then and sharing the wealth. Many, as is usually the case, will not be worth it so for every disappointment so I will try and suggest something worth while as well.
Top Evil Kids in the Children of the Corn Series
Below you will find a ranking of the featured evil children in the Franchise to date. Apologies to Robbie Kiger and AnneMarie McEoy and the other actors portraying the good kids of Gatlin and the surrounding communities throughout the series but this is the bread and butter of it after all.
12. Adam Wylie in Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror
Adam Wylie in Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (Dimension)
As I indicated in the review of Fields of Terror this ranking isn’t a reflection of Wylie’s abilities as a performer so much as they are a function of his being miscast for this role. Despite his conviction and acumen in delivery he is rarely believable and never intimidating.
11. Dusty Burwell in Children of the Corn: Genesis
Dusty Burwell in Children of the Corn: Genesis (Dimension)
OK, confession time: Burwell does kind of get a pass based on his age and the fact that the script demanded very little of him. He’s constrained by a small amount of activity he’s asked to do and no dialogue. Due to most of the faults being that of the film and not the actor I can bump him up slightly, however, his character was the least involved of all the evil children in this series thus far.
10. Daniel Newman in Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
Daniel Newman in Stephen King's Children of the Corn (SyFy)
Newman is given the unenviable task of reprising the role of Malachai which was made iconic by Courtney Gains in the original film. Granted the character in the story and this script is much less involved and demanding, however, nary does Newman really engender fear based on a look or a line. The tension of the film is purely situational.
9. Preston Bailey in Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
Having recently seen him in Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer I can say he has become a stronger actor. Which is not to say that he’s weak in this film. He does admirably with his dialogue and is always as imposing as he can be he may just have been a bit young for the part, however, he does have his moments.
8. Brandon Kleyla in Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
Brandon Kleyla in Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (Dimension)
Many of the actors in this part of the list are in similar boats: they were in roles that were larger in significance than size. Kleyla is one of the more under-involved having said that he doesn’t capitalize much on it and is somewhat forgettable aside from some good kills and nasty appearance.
7. Ryan Bollman in Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice
Ryan Bollman in Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (Dimension Films)
At least Bollman is in a cast where the cabal is large so he has support. He is good for an occasional evil stare that is effective but not as strong with dialogue. If they were on even par he might be higher up.
6. Sean Smith in Children of the Corn: Revelation
Sean Smith in Children of the Corn: Revelation (Dimension)
Sean Smith sadly can’t claim top billing amongst the evil kids in his own film, however, a lot of that is due to the design of it where minion ghosts bear more of the brunt than the boy preacher does. In his limited time he is rather formidable both as a personage and as an actor. He has chilling glares from cold eyes and puts quite the assault on the protagonist.
5. Jeff Ballard & Taylor Hobbs in Children of the Corn: Revelation
Jeff Ballard and Taylor Hobbs in Children of the Corn: Revelation (Dimension)
Here’s a rare case where the effectiveness of the kids and the quality of the film don’t quite match up. The film in terms of premise and execution is sad. This pair also don’t talk much but overcome that because they fit the parts so well and are committed to their actions with demented glee.
4. Robert Gerdisch in Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
Robert Gerdisch in Stephen King's Children of the Corn (SyFy)
This is the standout of the King remake both in terms of writing and performance by a juvenile. As I’ve stated before a great teaser scene can be a good thin or a bad thing. Here it’s a great thing. Gerdisch’s preaching is a chilling tone-setter that is wonderfully delivered and one of the highlights of the film.
3. Daniel Cerny in Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest
Daniel Cerny in Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (Dimension)
Here’s a prime example of how heavy involvement by the preacher kid in this film can be a boon to it. Cerny shoulders more of a load in this film than any other young actor in the series and has some of the better material and moments. For the most part all are used to his advantage and he also has the intangible that just is scary.
2. John Franklin in Children of the Corn
John Franklin in Children of the Corn (New World Pictures)
I think appropriate that I state that the top two could easily be reversed. The top two are, as one might expect, in the first film. Franklin’s casting, in the original, is inspired. He was playing a character younger than he was at the time and was easily convincing and also quite unnerving. No preacher had more verve and downright zealotry. His return in the original is perhaps the pinnacle of the film. It’s truly difficult to separate this team. Their strengths are enhanced by the fact that they share the same film.
1. Courtney Gains in Children of the Corn
Courney Gains in Children of the Corn (New World Pictures)
Why does Gains get top spot? First, there’s a question of his character. He is the wildcard enforcer and in a moment revealed as the more feared amongst the children. He makes simple lines emphatic and shocking. He has an intimidating glare and makes his onscreen time count, every second of it.